I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in...– The Mental Illness Happy Hour by Paul Gilmartin (via mayraq)
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
elliegalaxies: elliegalaxies: there’s this guy that i’m friends with on facebook and i just call him ‘the theme park dude’ because he’s just really obsessed with theme parks and he buys the merch etc and today he posted a picture of the theme park corner of his room he calls it ‘The World of Theme Parks’ i shit u not omg look how fucking neatly everything is organised tho wtf i respect...
puffinpowerz: introducing friends to sigur ros is so hard. i mean they just “what language is this in?” i’ve told you 200 times, it’s icelandic and sometimes made up stuff. “oh…why is everything so loud? can we turn the speakers down some?” no, if you do you won’t feel the full effect of the music. “ugh! why is this so long??? can we pause it or something, i want a snack.” NO! YOU’RE GONNA...
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...– Stuart Wilde (via sharkg0ddess)