December 2011
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
“Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in...”
– (via atheistsnation)
The awkward moment when your uncle is insanely...
b0nerdonor:
And you’re an atheist.
replace uncle with “entire family” and yes.
Atheists: This ones for you.
-wh0caresif1die:
How can everything (as in the planet, the solar system, the universe, space itself) come from nothing?
Atheists don’t believe this. Theists believe it. God popped it all out, in 7 days, right? (vaguely confused as to why an omnipotent being needed so long, and required rest after - does he sleep? what other inescapable human conditions does he have? can god get...
okay so this is basically how bill o'reilly sees...
person 1: so how do you make this apple pie
person 2: i mean i'm not really sure maybe we shouldn't attempt it
person 1: let's just throw together a bunch of different ingredients that are from ancient times and hope it works
person 2: that's fucking stupid if we don't know how why the fuck would we try and make a damn pie
person 1: at least i have an answer unlike you
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: it stings doesn't it
napoleonbonerparty:
Why can’t we all just hold hands and listen to Elliott Smith. I think the world would be a better place.
Actually, we’d probably all want to kill ourselves after a while because his lyrics are so poignant but still, at least we’d be listening to good music as a whole, right? Right.
Kindergarten experiment
crocodilepatronus:
simplebloods:
this is the cutest thing ever. I fucking love you, Japan.
I'm really not trying to be crude
But some of the commenters on Youtube need to be skullfucked with a sawed-off shotgun. The world would be a less disgusting, disrespectful place after.
1 tag
I don't always watch anime,
gustosapien:
but when I do, I prefer FLCL.
napoleonbonerparty:
It’s sad to think that the feeling of liking someone or even being in love is only due to feel-good chemicals being released in your brain.
It’s just a chemical addiction between two people.
I think it’s just lovely. Isn’t being addicted to someone what everyone really wants? To be slavishly indebted to their presence and existence? Everyone wants that, and...
So, I’ve been craving a tattoo but been vaguely too broke to get it done properly. My textbooks got back to amazon and I’ve got like a hundred dollars in giftcard monies now, do you think I could swap it for a tattoo? I mean, you can buy ANYTHING on Amazon. Except a tattoo. :(
I wish there was an option in iTunes to do a movie-style dramatic fade-in after ten seconds of lower volume.
I wish I could edit life like a film. It’d be so much easier without all the stupid stuff that you never see in movies.
3 tags
O FUCK! I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE SHINS! D:
*scrambling in iTunes* *frantic clicking*
The universe is balanced again.
4 tags
Fuck it.
Let’s be happy.
: the suffix -holic →
elkjay:
is so painfully misused by so many people. i’m sorry, i happen to think language is extremely important and valuable and therefore should be respected. it’s not JUST about being able to communicate with one another effectively, it’s also about not degrading that method of expression bit by bit,…
but I love eating dark chocohol… :P
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I need to stop punching things when I get angry. My knuckles are all flat and scarred up. They also crunch, in a way that flesh should not crunch. *le bad temper* -_-
I have boy followers? What? Why? Hahaha
Cuz you’re fun. XD
